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Catastrophically Ourselves

by Robbie Macfarlane

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1.
All in all, we’ve done so little with our precious time Save for running round in circles and pretending we are fine It’s been a sad day on the face of the earth
 It’s been a sad day and we’re afraid it won’t get better Still we shop, and smoke, and drink our coffee, drink our wine 
 If I can’t hold you now There’s something wrong with either you or me It’s been a sad day on the face of the earth 
But we built this sinking ship
 Had we considered this when we said: ‘Let us abandon one another and line our pockets like before’ All in all, we did so little with our precious time Save for running round in circles and pretending we are fine 
 Still, I can’t hold you now There’s something wrong with either you or me It’s been a sad day on the face of the earth It’s been a sad day on the face of the earth
2.
I don’t give a damn about Puccini I mean sure, the guy wrote Tosca
 But what’s he done for me lately? The Opera House is boarded up You can’t come in, the theatre’s shut I’m drunk, sung out, my voice is hoarse And most people think Rigoletto’s a pasta sauce 
 My Opera career’s over Before it had begun
 I wore some wigs, played some little roles And had a bit of fun My Opera career’s over And now I’m getting bored 
It’s good I know some basic rhymes And learnt to play three chords I can’t say Im a massive fan of Mozart Although he’s paid the bills a couple times, and the finales are such fun But thats all past, the ghost light’s on The lines for Centrelink are long My music degree is going to take me far A million sopranos told they were gonna be stars My opera career’s over And now I’m unemployed
 While the politics was complicated 
I can’t say I’m overjoyed My Opera career’s over And now I’m getting bored 
It’s good I know a Neil Young record And learnt to play three chords My Opera career’s over And now I'm on the skids Its a good thing I don't have a mortgage A wife and a couple of kids My Opera career’s over And now I'm getting bored It’s good I heard werewolves of London And learnt to play three chords
3.
Bower bird, Something shiny came into your field of vision and you disappeared Not a word have I heard from you since November 11, But your conscience is clear I’m sure you’re doing fine You’re probably with somebody else I called you up myself Because I heard she hit you Heard she forced you out that room I knew you were leaving I didn’t think it would be so soon I only called to say I hope you’re gonna be ok But I know you’re gonna be ok Bower bird, now you’ve blocked me both on Instagram and Twitter, But that’s all ok Bower bird something shiny came into your field of vision So you flew away I’m sure you’re doing fine Your already making big plans Try and help me understand Because I heard she hit you Heard she forced you out that room I knew you were leaving I didn’t think it would be so soon I only called to say I hope you’re gonna be ok But I know you’re gonna be ok Bower Bird
4.
Carry me slowly over the water When you decide the time is right Let me float away I will return here, borne on that same water It won’t be tomorrow, and it won’t be today Place your hand gently On my wounded shoulder Stay with me, support me As we walk through the rain I may not see you again in my lifetime But you will stay with me, Forever I’m changed Storms come, Storms Come There’s no point in circumnavigating them I’ve sailed through enough to know To tie myself to the mast and keep on singing Carry me slowly over the water We don’t belong here Amidst all this pain Carry me slowly over the water Then when the raging storm subsides I will be ok
5.
I live in a big old house But you know it isn’t mine I live on borrowed money I live on borrowed time 
I used to have a sense of pride I was a self-made man I feel robbed of all my dignity Maybe you can’t understand 
In the morning I read the paper 
In the evening I watch the news
 Eat Sleep Drink Wash Rinse Repeat Its called the Welfare Blues I used to fly in business class I used to feel like a big star Although I wasn’t making a lot of cash Those frequent flyer points took me far 
Now my local supermarket Is as far as I will go Things have changed like the poets say But maybe you dont know In the morning I read the paper In the evening I watch the news 
Eat Sleep Drink Wash Rinse Repeat Its called the Welfare Blues I don't mean to sound as If I’m really doing it hard In the scheme of things I’m quite alright But many people aren’t 
The homeless shelters work through the night The tent cities grow and grow Perhaps you should come and visit them So you actually would know? In the morning I read the paper
 In the evening I watch the news
 Eat Sleep Drink Wash Rinse Repeat Its called the Welfare Blues
6.
There’s a new human being in the world tomorrow And she will be my daughter I don’t know how to feel In a world full of sorrow And somehow I feel like I ought to The sun and the moon will remain the same They rise and fall with the tide But my little life will forever be changed The moment she opens her eyes There’s a new little girl in the world today And I still can’t think of a name She is perfectly formed, she is wonderfully real Whatever she’s called, she’ll be the same What if she cries and seems like she nervous She might not love me like one of my own I’ll just just keep on holding that babe to my chest Not a thing turns my heart back to stone Theres a new human being in the world right now And she will be my daughter I don't know what to do but i'll work out somehow Through flaws,mistakes, trial and error The sun and the moon will remain the same They rise and fall with the tide But my little life will forever be changed The moment she opens her eyes
7.
I need water, I need wine Drain the oceans, Strip the Vine I need sugar, I need salt C’mon babe it’s not your fault Circadian Rhythms keep me awake Doesn’t mean I’m yours to take I taste the honey from your jar The poisoned chalice, stolen car I kiss your lips, I kiss your feet And Somewhere in between we’ll meet Circadian Rhythms keep me up It overflows, that proffered cup It’s what you needed Not what you want You walked away in that dress And it seemed like a taunt But the third time always works a charm I’m gonna lead you to my bed, arm in arm You are water, you are wine Girl you know that you’re so fine You are sugar you are sand You’re blood dripping from my hand Circadian Rhythms - that’s what you are Your lips are gonna take you far
8.
Hello my name is John and I was in the US navy I fought in World War 2 but then got lost along the way My vessel sprung a leak and I washed up on an island With a cargo load of groceries in a place called Sulphur Bay I passed out on the sand and when I awoke, locals surrounded me Perhaps I should’ve run for it, but I had no place to go But they all held out peaceful hands, politely what was my name Confused, I started blinking and I think I said ‘Hello - I am John, I am John, I am John from America’ The chief came to the front, holding a black book to his chest He came down on his knees and wiped the sand from off my head He told me ‘if you can bring me six more cans of Ovalteenies, We’ll throw out all these bibles and we’ll worship you instead’ The women were so beautiful, their outfits so revealing The palm trees looks so peaceful, the tide was clear and low So I said, give me a week or two and will come straight back to you They asked me to repeat my name, I think I said ‘Hello - ‘I am John, I am John, I am John from America.’ You might think that it sounds strange, you might think that it sounds odd But you know that it’s not easy, it’s quite hard to be a god You will find me in the bar with all my disciples that I know If they ask me to pay my bill I will simply say ‘Hello - I am John, I am John, I am John from America’
9.
In Transit 03:04
What is all this time That I’ve been handed down I’m used to d]catching planes I’m used to different towns The landing gear is now Permanently down Let us stand quite still With both feet on the ground I wake up every morning Knowing where I am There is no place to go There is no train to catch My life was spent in transit And calmly in my ear A voice I can’t quite recognise Will calmly say, ‘you’re here’
10.
Fluvoxamine 03:43
That wasn’t me That was fluvoxamine There was no way I could be anyone else When they pumped that shit in me I nearly died You were the guillotine You kept shaking my snow globe baby Until nothing made sense to me Every vessel needs a port in the storm Every harbour needs a little boat to keep from harm Everybody needs a storm to throw them back In the right direction I couldn’t breathe The smoke was choking me Our politicians did nothing to help Went on vacation to Hawaii We nearly died baby The air’s the guillotine The worlds been shaken like a snow globe sugar Now nothing makes sense to me Every vessel needs a port in the storm Every harbour needs a little boat to keep from harm Everybody needs a storm to throw them back In the right direction I couldn’t be What you expected of me We used to lie in thrall with one another Now we lie awake unable to sleep I am no Tijuana I am no St. John’s wood I am the moving target trading on charm And I wouldn’t change it if I could Every vessel needs a port in the storm Every harbour needs a little boat to keep from harm Everybody needs a storm to throw them back In the right direction
11.
For the minute Little Rabbit we are stuck All the planes are grounded and the welfare systems fucked We can make each other breakfast we can talk and sleep and shower We can hold each other close and watch the minutes turn to hours You will walk again through the streets of your Madrid I will sing an opera and make sense of what i did And If it all comes tumbling down and the world begins to disappear It really meant a lot to me to know that you were here Who knows what might have been without Covid 19

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Here it is everybody, the pre-order for the debut Nurseratched album, CATASTROPHICALLY OURSELVES. 11 tracks of weird Operatic folk/punk about love, life and the state of our increasingly fragile world. You will laugh and cry and hopefully feel a little richer for the experience. Have a listen to JOHN FRUM - the third taste of this record and favourite of community radio stations Australia wide.

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released March 5, 2021

Produced, performed and recorded by Nurseratched
Mixed by Niall Dunsmore
Mastered by Andrew Edgson at 301 Studios
Production Assistance and Overview by Ray Thomas
Art and Direction by Clare Faurie

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Robbie Macfarlane Melbourne, Australia

Sings. Directs. Plays the Banjo.
Drinks Red Wine.
Opera/Folk/Pop

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