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#Fake News Triggered Artist

by Robbie Macfarlane

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Some more wise words from that great game show host Now we’re being told to drink domestos and coke 2020 - you’ve been such a peach You gotta say no to drugs, but say yes to bleach Its all so hard to believe, you couldn’t make this up There’s no scriptwriter in Hollywood talented enough The only thing on earth that can beat COVID 19 Is a one minute blast of Donald’s ultra-violet beam Shine that tremendous light in me Don’t listen to the doctors, that’s all I need Shine that tremendous light in me I need a lightbulb, a lightbulb suppository And scotty from marketing he tells us we’re mates With Donald J Trump and the United States We’ve gotta save the free market, we are capitalists Although as soon as someone sneezes we’re all socialists Meanwhile at home and I’m washing the floor For every stupid statement I drink one capful more My brain keeps on reeling, my stomach’s in pain My mind is a gutter, but my gut’s not a drain
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I’m 22 Episodes In A bottle and a half of cheap red wine down And I can’t seem to look past the plot holes that are appearing now The story is gossamer thin Pandemia, Famine, Bushfire and Flood I think I’ve seen this before on the news But then it wasn’t happening to us The characters seem so unreal In the U.S a cartoon president Our prime minister’s selling us used cars, Modi’s a Yogi and who knows what that meant? Yet I can’t stop myself watching this stuff Though it bores and frustrates me in turn Not so long ago I’d had enough But now I’m locked down and so I return To this bombardment of COVID While I sit here doing nothing at all I guess it keeps me from going insane And putting my head through the wall I’m 22 Episodes in A bottle and a half of cheap red wine down And I can’t seem to look past the plot holes That are appearing now....
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released April 29, 2020

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Robbie Macfarlane Melbourne, Australia

Sings. Directs. Plays the Banjo.
Drinks Red Wine.
Opera/Folk/Pop

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